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Hoodie Colour
Anthracite
Bright Blue
Cotton Pink
White
Illustration Colour
Black
Dark Blue
Gold
Dark Pink
White

Celebrate the UK’s most oversized and affectionate lap-dog. There is a reason the Great Dane is the favourite breed for many. Whether it is their ability to turn anything into a pillow, their thought process that tells them they can fit on your lap when you're sitting on a single seat sofa, even how they can clear a coffee table with one tail swish, they are the goof-ball many can’t live without. Their working dog instincts lean more on looking after their treasured family nowadays but this just adds to them being the literal heart of the home.

Our Great Dane Hoodie is designed for the people who know that life is simply better with a Gentle Giant by your side. Featuring a bespoke, hand-drawn illustration that captures that famous "Are you okay" looks and iconic jowl hang, this isn't just a hoodie—it's a badge of breed pride.

Why You’ll Love It
The "Post-Walk" Essential: Made from a heavy-weight, ultra-soft organic blend, it’s the perfect layer to pull on after a wet morning at the park or a trip to the dog-friendly pub.
Kind to the Planet: Just like our Apollos love the great outdoors, we do too. This hoodie is PETA-approved vegan and crafted from sustainable fabrics, ensuring your "dog walking outfit" doesn't cost the Earth.
British Craftsmanship: Every design is hand-illustrated and printed with care in our UK studio, supporting local small business values.
Built to Last: We know dog owners. This hoodie is wash-tested for durability—because we know there’s a high chance of drool from a lap sleep or a frantic escape from a "Galoopy zoomie" coming straight at you.
Product Details & Fit
Fit: Modern, medium fit that suits both men and women perfectly (ideal for layering over a base layer for winter walks). See the Size Guide in the images above for exact measurements.
Fabric: Premium 350gsm brushed fleece Organic Cotton. An elevated attention to detail, like round drawcords in matching colour, closed-end metal tipping, and impeccable stitching, shows its quality. The hood is double-lined for added comfort.
Ethical Status: Fair-wear certified and printed using eco-friendly inks.
Gift Ready: The ideal "Big Gift" for Great Dane Mums, Dads, and the "dog-obsessed" friend who has everything.

Explore the Great Dane Family.

Care Instructions
Care instructions: Machine wash at 30C. Wash similar colours together. No ironing on print. Wash and iron inside out. Do not tumble dry.

Fabric washed. Vegan certified.
Order Notes
Simply select the colour of hoodie and illustration; hoodie size and location of illustration, we’ll do the rest.
Our Promise & Returns
3B Threads Promise: As a UK small business, we prioritize quality over mass production. Your order is printed specifically for you to reduce waste (screen printed for orders 10+ garments with the same illustration. For less than 10 we use heat transfers). Production of your garment will take 2-4 days and usually delivered in 2-3 days.

Please note: This is a customised product (your chosen dog breed, in specific ink colour, in a certain position, on a certain colour and item of apparel). Returns are only accepted on incorrectly printed items or faulty apparel.